Anonymous asked: Nenuh n sera'z advenchurs is sekszZzXXxx-land part 1: 'sera' i whimper, 'is dis da plase????' 'yes it is huny' sera gasped couragusly. she parked da car keenly. 'okay everwun hav fun at costco. nena wil keep mi cumpany'. wen ever1 left da car, i sayz 'i gues wer alone nao....r u sur ur redy 4 dis???' 'YES' sera bellowed. 'DIS IS DA ULTIMATE TEST OF OUR LUVV'. after sera sed dis, i shiverd and exclamed 'itz like a wave of honryness just washed ova me..i yearn 4 ur tuch babby'.... (2 b cuntinued)
Dis is why we are bethties. ;)
(Source: questlikeatribe)
An ode to Hoban “Wash” Washburne
The purchase of Firefly happened on a whim,
everyone’s opinions had me go out on a limb.
So Amazon had a deal and I snatched it up fast
I would finally see what the deal was, at last!
No more would my friends need nag and coerce
me into joining…
This is so perfect. Oh my god.
